Life's a game, but its not fair.: Archive

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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN? 
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?

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lolinternets: I’m allergic to effort

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Anyone: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.

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Good morning texts.

leevangg: You have no idea how much I love those. Especially when they’re from the person you like. It’s just nice knowing that you were on their mind when they woke up and they decided to let you know that. What makes it better is when there’s a smile to go with it. I just think it’s really sweet when I wake up and see that someone actually took the time to tell me good morning.

Mar 1st

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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted 
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted 
7 pm: about to pass out 
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns

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Me on the Voice:

Me: I'm gonna go with Adam.
Adam: I didn't even turn my chair around...
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Adam: 
Me: So... is that a yes?

Mar 1st

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm wasting my time.

supjerbear: I want to believe one thing, but then there’s this doubt in the back of my mind that’s telling me to not even try, that I’ll only end up disappointed. Tell me I’m wrong; give me a reason to not doubt.

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me: ok i have two essays three quizzes a test fifteen problems left on the math homework a makeup lesson fourteen paragraphs due tomorrow eighty pages to read and i gotta finish that book too plus that research paper has to be ten pages and it's due next week i haven't started that oh and those work cited pages plus the lecture notes i need to copy them again
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me: reblogs picture of flowers

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step one: take out homework

step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far

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Watch

glitt3r3d-in-g0ld: soulss: bromo-aj: rest in peace. i just laughed so hard what the fuck i saw this on my dash 5 mins ago and it was at 2,000 notes lol BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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buttercupeverdeen: loganbizzlehigginizzle: dropthecoke: wwreakinghavocc: I AM FUCKING CRYING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. OMFG I ACTUALLY SCREAMED WHAT I knew that was gonna happen lol Oh. My. God. in tears

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mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat am i a bad person

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