Anonymous asked: What's your major in college?
Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
don’t you hate when you’re driving and the car in front of you is soooo slow but then you pass them and you see that a snail was driving and you’re like “oh that makes sense now”
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea